A House Keeper

        Once upon the time, a lady hired a housekeeper to work for her.  The housekeeper was hard working, so the lady liked her very much. One day, the lady asked the housekeeper to have dinner with her. The housekeeper said, "Madam, you haven't finished your dinner yet, so I couldn't eat my dinner." The lady was so happy and she thought this housekeeper was good.  At night, the lady told the housekeeper that she could go to bed, but the housekeeper said to the lady, "Madam, you haven't gone to sleep so I couldn't go to bed either."  The lady was so glad that she found such a good housekeeper.  The next morning, the lady woke up, she didn't see the housekeeper and she went to the housekeeper's room and she saw the housekeeper was still sleeping then she cried, "Hello, are you okay? why are you still in bed?"  The housekeeper said, "Madam, you just got up and I am glad to see you. I am getting up now. But why don't you wait for me outside?"  The lady was so mad and said to the housekeeper, "You should get up earlier than me."  The housekeeper said to the lady, "Madam, you don't get up then I can't get up either."  The lady was angry then she shouted, "Get up? It's ten in the morning, you haven't done anything yet. I thought you died."  The housekeeper said, "Madam, you haven't die, I couldn't die either.